Eligio 

Eligio

A person who is so chill and calm. He’s very funny when the timing is right. He is also smart, but doesn’t like to show it. Loved by many, hated by most. Gets annoyed easily at stupid people.

Wow. Eligio is very chill, so chill I’m gonna go smoke with him.

Eligio by Babayaga101 February 19, 2020

Bowl Eligible 

Ready and/or willing to smoke marijuana. Not to be confused with a similar term used to determine whether an NCAA football team qualifies for the postseason.

Hey Chris, are you bowl eligible yet?
Nah, give me a half hour, I need to finish this paper.

Bowl Eligible by The Biggest Z November 23, 2014

Eligible Puss 

A female of age 18 or older categorized as a minimum of a soft 5 on the hotness scale.

Ryan, there is so much eligible puss at this party.

Eligible Puss by Another frat guy December 2, 2019

elicita

It’s a hot girl who is very friendly. She always has time for new friends and stuff. She is also so cute and adorable.

Omg that girl seems to be so elicita, I wanna be her friend!!

elicita by potatox62 May 31, 2020

eligibilize

The act of making someone, or a group of people, eligible for something.

If the State would only frickin' eligibilize more children, all children would have health coverage.
-Children's Alliance staffer, Sarah Cherin

eligibilize by Jon Gould May 28, 2006

Elicity 

Elicity is the most kindhearted person you will ever meet, she is always there when you need her and she is super talented, smart, artistic, and beautiful. She is really shy at first and as you get to know her, her true crazy and funny side shows more.

Me: Elicity is my bestfriend!
Someone: I wish she was mine, she is awesome!

Elicity by voeqa May 14, 2021

elightbars.org 

A site mainly dedicated to warning lighting used on emergency and nonemergency vehicles.
Unfortunately it's overrun by mostly semiliterate members. This is substantiated to the fullest when browsing the entire site, especially the "Off Topic" section.
A definite pack mentality can be seen when otherwise coherent thoughts and ideas are presented to the simplistic masses.
Keep in mind most members are younger, volunteer low-skilled (not bashing volunteering), and from small(er) isolated areas (not that all small town people are ignorant).
One might question the presence of five or six seemingly intelligent members, unless they have a, "scientist working in a chimp lab", fetish.
The administration is often biased, and many of the site's rules/guidelines/links are unenforced/unused/outdated.
Two thumbs down to what could have had the potential to be a helpful and informative site.
(The following negative posts/reviews/ratings will be marked by breadcrumb trails back to elightbars.org)

I joined elightbars.org, and all I lost was my stupid diploma.

elightbars.org by norefute February 24, 2008