The pussiest quaterback ever. Is in a gay relationship with Bruce Sprinsteen
Eli Manning- "Every time Bruce moans, Im on my knees"

Bruce " Give it to me harder, Eli!"
by Joseph Mack Miranda February 11, 2009
aka Eli "I Want My Mommy" Manning. A semi talented quarterback who did not wean off his mothers teat until he turned 22 years old. Also dependent on his father to make decisions for him. Not to mention he cannot own up to his own mistakes.
Guy 1: Man, I don't know what to do? I don't know how to face my girlfriend and tell her I don't want to be with her anymore?
Guy 2: Why don't you ask your dad to break up with your girl for you?
Guy 1: Great idea, dude! I am so gonna pull off an Eli Manning!
by ghosthunter September 29, 2005
He still sucks you fucking tools.
All Eli Manning did against the Patriots was get stopped. He NARROWLY survived a sack that could've very well cost the Giants the game and then threw the ball without any targets. He just chugged it. He still is a no talent faggot twerp who only won because daddy manning had to conspire with the nfl to get both of his overrated sons a super bowl ring and finally get them to beat the patriots. you can also thank eli's stupidity as a quarterback for allowing the patriots to be the only team to go undefeated in the regular season.

if you actually watched the fucking game, you would notice the giants got away with a shitload of penalties.

yeah, eli manning really is a legend.
by david smith, jr. February 19, 2008

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