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8.
Opposite of Pat Tillman; self centered, spoiled. Whereas Pat Tillman asked "What can I do for my country?" Eli Manning asks "What can you do for me?" More specifically, Eli Manning asks Daddy to ask you what you can do for Eli.
Pronoun: Better not spoil your son or he'll end up like Eli Manning!

Verb: I'm going to Eli Manning my boss today. Either he obeys my Daddy's orders and gives me a raise or my Daddy will get me another job.
by kyle May 12, 2004
 
9.
aka Eli "I Want My Mommy" Manning. A semi talented quarterback who did not wean off his mothers teat until he turned 22 years old. Also dependent on his father to make decisions for him. Not to mention he cannot own up to his own mistakes.
Guy 1: Man, I don't know what to do? I don't know how to face my girlfriend and tell her I don't want to be with her anymore?
Guy 2: Why don't you ask your dad to break up with your girl for you?
Guy 1: Great idea, dude! I am so gonna pull off an Eli Manning!
by ghosthunter September 29, 2005
 
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He still sucks you fucking tools.
All Eli Manning did against the Patriots was get stopped. He NARROWLY survived a sack that could've very well cost the Giants the game and then threw the ball without any targets. He just chugged it. He still is a no talent faggot twerp who only won because daddy manning had to conspire with the nfl to get both of his overrated sons a super bowl ring and finally get them to beat the patriots. you can also thank eli's stupidity as a quarterback for allowing the patriots to be the only team to go undefeated in the regular season.

if you actually watched the fucking game, you would notice the giants got away with a shitload of penalties.

yeah, eli manning really is a legend.
by david smith, jr. February 19, 2008