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Eli is an awesome boyfriend and friend. He is usually gay and is very smart, funny, good at listening to other people's problems, he can be depressed time to time. He's also humble, kind, honest, outgoing and he know when people are lying to him. If you are friends with an Eli you're lucky. If you're dating an Eli never let him go. Eli loves his family a lot. Eli also has a ginormous penis. If you are an Eli I respect you a whole lot. So overall Eli is an amazing person.
I love Eli so much he is amazing
by jjjeeeaaa February 05, 2017
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Bigger dick than motherfuckin' big dick Lamar. He's cute. He has a big dick. That's it
Damn I wish your dick was as big as Eli's
by Bigger dick Lamar December 02, 2016
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The biggest drama queen you will ever meet.
He is being such an Eli right now.
by nerd_owl March 21, 2017
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The coolest , sweet, awesome, lit and funny girl ever. She is so sweet and kind to anyone she knows. She is one of the smartest and brightest people you know. She always smiles and never stops laughing. SHe is also fiesty and ready to party!
Eli is so cool!
by meow_unicornsprinkle January 12, 2017
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Girl (or boy) name that is very rare to find, but if you meet a person with this name...you have unlocked an achievement. They're really over emotional chill understanding people and you always have a bomb ass time when your with them
Damn, last night was so turnt it felt like elis.
by vvifi August 10, 2016
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A great guy that loves tits and wants to have sex with every girl. Also has a very large penis that is about 7.5 to 8 IN
Boy1:Eli your not gay.
Boy2:Eli your fucking beast.
Girl1:Eli i want you to fuck me.
Boy1: Do it
Eli: I will at my house
Girl1: ho yeah. Stop it Fuck yeah
Girl2: Fuck me now.
by Helloha June 14, 2015
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A puerto rican gangster. Loves women almost as much as he loves money. A greedy basterd.
Has multiple nicknames.

Called Paperstacks.
A pimp at heart.
But never acts on it.

Lives for making and never spending cash.
Sometimes also similiar to a JEW
Damn he has more money than bill gates. Yea thats a true Paperstacks. Whats a paperstacks? Dude thats a Eli
by ArmaniXXX March 23, 2011
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