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The biggest drama queen you will ever meet.
He is being such an Eli right now.
by nerd_owl March 21, 2017
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The coolest , sweet, awesome, lit and funny girl ever. She is so sweet and kind to anyone she knows. She is one of the smartest and brightest people you know. She always smiles and never stops laughing. SHe is also fiesty and ready to party!
Eli is so cool!
by meow_unicornsprinkle January 12, 2017
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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45
Girl (or boy) name that is very rare to find, but if you meet a person with this name...you have unlocked an achievement. They're really over emotional chill understanding people and you always have a bomb ass time when your with them
Damn, last night was so turnt it felt like elis.
by vvifi August 10, 2016
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A great guy that loves tits and wants to have sex with every girl. Also has a very large penis that is about 7.5 to 8 IN
Boy1:Eli your not gay.
Boy2:Eli your fucking beast.
Girl1:Eli i want you to fuck me.
Boy1: Do it
Eli: I will at my house
Girl1: ho yeah. Stop it Fuck yeah
Girl2: Fuck me now.
by Helloha June 14, 2015
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally small penis ranging from 0.5 inches to 1 inch. He has no pubic hair. Even if he tried to fuck you his penis wouldn't be able to reach your but! The name of his penis is micropenis. Elis enjoys wanking his small penis in his free time. His erection only mesures 2 inches. He was born in 2002!
Wow Elis what a small penis you have!
Elis why do you have such a small penis and no pubic hair?
Why does the boxer always have the smallest penis?

Mae mîn Elis fyny twll tîn ei ffrind gorau!
by cool0711 September 14, 2016
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48
Eli, is watching you in the shower
by One of the creepers July 17, 2011
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Crusty, musty old semen.
Wow, did you see how much Eli that guy just downed?!
by Bankotsu March 19, 2005
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