Eli
A puerto rican gangster. Loves women almost as much as he loves money. A greedy basterd.
Has multiple nicknames.

Called Paperstacks.
A pimp at heart.
But never acts on it.

Lives for making and never spending cash.
Sometimes also similiar to a JEW
Damn he has more money than bill gates. Yea thats a true Paperstacks. Whats a paperstacks? Dude thats a Eli
by ArmaniXXX March 23, 2011
Eli
A creeper from the trio of creepers
Eli, is watching you in the shower
by One of the creepers July 17, 2011
Eli
A name for someone who attends/attended Yale (derived from Elihu Yale, the founder of the university)
Bush was an Eli, while Madison was a Princetonian.
by bulldogsbulldogsbowwowwow May 12, 2009
Crusty, musty old semen.
Wow, did you see how much Eli that guy just downed?!
by Bankotsu March 19, 2005
eli
Biggest arrogant jerk you wil ever meet. Coldhearted and cruel on the inside, yet fake on the outside. Will pretend to be there for you while lying, stealing and breaking your heart at the same time. He will sleep with your friends and date ugly dub whores. Stay away and dont be fooled by this ginger.
That jerk stole from me, broke my heart and treated me terribly, hes such an eli!
by broken-hearted by eli October 03, 2010
eli
An adjective used to describe something weird or overly sketchy yet not necessarily serious
"Man, that prank that Frank played today was so eli. I don't think he meant it but it still creeped me out"
by Chuck Young September 27, 2006
Eli
not wanted by anyone not suppose to be born and not worth being born and when older will have daddy issues and turn gay
that jacket is so eli
by blahblah9 February 02, 2010

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