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He is an amazing friend you could never do without. He always makes you smile even when your upset, he is very talented when it comes to music (especially drums and guitar) is amazing when it comes to sport, very funny personality, very caring, respects his mates, gives awesome hugs and loves to say bolo
(Eli) (Sporty) (Musical)
by Squares11 October 29, 2013
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E: Eternal
L: Loinn
I: Infection(s)
random person: geez do u kno what E.L.I. stands for again? I forget.

randomer 2: it means u will forever and a day eternally have infection(s) in your loins whether its pubic lice diahrhhea or hiv.

randomer 1: ok thnx
by Dr.DoDa September 16, 2008
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The chemical formula for a perfect swee, containing a perfect balance of liquid, inedible solid, and edible solid
Tom: Conor pour some blue on that BLT and wrapper and everyone else sam, loz, pad, luke, mark and josh join in making a swee
conor: Ah yes! now that is a ELI
by the ELI team April 06, 2009
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An Eli is a person who is sweet carring and is just the fucking best person you can meat

Eli's are a group of the nice funny popular kids not the mean athletes.
Those Eli's are so nice and funny

Did you see it when he was acting like an Eli
by That guy is awsome March 03, 2015
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Some who is fucking brilliant, this guy will be the guy who helps you when your drunk and cant walk and is all in one fucking awsome.
you're a fucking eli mate.
by what's your handle? October 18, 2014
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an amazing guy. They have thick light brown hair and almost grey eyes, with a dot of blue in them that makes them look amazing and unnatural. They have a big nose and long eyelashes. They have a chipped front tooth from playing baseball. They're tall and lean, but still strong. They have long fingers, and a weirdly long tongue. They're simple and complex and untouchable and beautiful.
"Who is THAT?" gasped Brook.
"That's Eli." I smiled.
by carrielarrie April 01, 2013
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(Background: Israeli)
The universal name of every Israeli known to man kind. Ever.
My Israeli dog's name is Eli.
My Israeli friend's name is Eli.
My Israeli midget's name is Eli.
by Shiri May 19, 2004
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