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Someone who is fucking amazing and sweet, they're always up for more fun.
Man, you were really Eli back there.

Did you see that kid, he's a real Eli.
by tapwaterfromthesink July 10, 2008
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The one who makes you feel like the happiest person in the world. He has all the right things to say, and when he runs out, even his smile is enough to get you by. He's sweet, funny, attractive, protective, caring, smart, amazing, and well spoken. . .
Especially when he says "I love you."
I read yours, I hope you read mine. You're long since forgiven, Eli. . .
by SouthernBoy'sGirl March 29, 2011
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The best boyfriend in the world. He is a real charmer and will do anything for someone he loves. Eli is outgoing, passionate, strong, caring, truthful, artistic, funny, cute and overall amazing. All the girls fall for him but he only focuses on one girl.
wow. Eli is amazing. His girlfriend sure is lucky to have him.
by xXNiNgAXx June 05, 2011
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A wonderful person that tries their best to make you smile. May have a slightly dirty mind at times but you know you enjoy it! You want to bond with them when you meet them, you are attracted to them. Always cracking jokes that make no sense to anyone, unless you have a mind like theirs. Seems sweet and peaceful to everyone till you get to know them. When you make them mad, they honestly get dangerous. Can kick ass if nessissary. Very dare devilish. Loving person and you know you love them, even if you don't except it. Very caring on a deep level, romantic even. Just a sweet, lovely person.
Eli is such a great friend, always making stupid jokes to make me laugh.
by Flyhatcher October 13, 2013
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In Africa Eli means the holy one
oh great Eli save us from aids
by gekkostatego May 06, 2008
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Eli is a colorful and kind person, who will cheer you up no matter how blue you are.
Person1: "Oh man, I lost my job, my boyfriend dumped me and my goldfish died yesterday! Fuck my life!"
Person2:"Don´t worry, I´ll call Eli"
Person1: "Thanks! just thinking about talking to Eli made me feel much better: "
by Ilsea November 23, 2009
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the bestist friend you could ever have. excruciatingly funny. Gives good hugs and makes you laugh. Good at sarcasm, but not in a bad way. Likes reading and magic tricks. Super duper cool. The kind of person who you will make faces at across the room. Stands up for his friends. would probobly die if he didn't exist.
person one: Your so lucky that you have eli as a friend.
person two: i know.
by misspiggy nightmare May 13, 2010
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