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Someone who is fucking amazing and sweet, they're always up for more fun.
Man, you were really Eli back there.

Did you see that kid, he's a real Eli.
by tapwaterfromthesink July 10, 2008
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The one who makes you feel like the happiest person in the world. He has all the right things to say, and when he runs out, even his smile is enough to get you by. He's sweet, funny, attractive, protective, caring, smart, amazing, and well spoken. . .
Especially when he says "I love you."
I read yours, I hope you read mine. You're long since forgiven, Eli. . .
by SouthernBoy'sGirl March 29, 2011
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In Africa Eli means the holy one
oh great Eli save us from aids
by gekkostatego May 06, 2008
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The best boyfriend in the world. He is a real charmer and will do anything for someone he loves. Eli is outgoing, passionate, strong, caring, truthful, artistic, funny, cute and overall amazing. All the girls fall for him but he only focuses on one girl.
wow. Eli is amazing. His girlfriend sure is lucky to have him.
by xXNiNgAXx June 05, 2011
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The most confident guy on this planet.! He has major swag and style when given the opportunity to showcase it. He really is lovable to everyone.. but most lovable to the girl of his dreams :) Driven, unique, and outgoing are just a few adj. to describe him..bc not enough words could make up for wat he really is / represents to me.
EligaWONTON!
by thekoolkidnextdoor September 19, 2010
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Eli is a colorful and kind person, who will cheer you up no matter how blue you are.
Person1: "Oh man, I lost my job, my boyfriend dumped me and my goldfish died yesterday! Fuck my life!"
Person2:"Don´t worry, I´ll call Eli"
Person1: "Thanks! just thinking about talking to Eli made me feel much better: "
by Ilsea November 23, 2009
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the bestist friend you could ever have. excruciatingly funny. Gives good hugs and makes you laugh. Good at sarcasm, but not in a bad way. Likes reading and magic tricks. Super duper cool. The kind of person who you will make faces at across the room. Stands up for his friends. would probobly die if he didn't exist.
person one: Your so lucky that you have eli as a friend.
person two: i know.
by misspiggy nightmare May 13, 2010
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