A mythical being from various corners of the globe such as forests, lakes, mountains and Bristol. Elves are incredibly effeminate and have huge ears so they can hear people saying naughty things about them behind their backs. Which is common place, especially from dwarves apparently. They also don't like cheese
creed: my spirit is from god and will go back to god... my only mission to get to heaven... elves are humanoids that possess a personal heaven that they wish to always be a part of and be they are not mischievious but can or have attained that of the perfect to there perception there will be an elven bible written one day that is why they are percieved magical because heaven lives in them
Some would say it's a great movie, in which Will Ferrell dresses up as a christmas elf and acts like he's on crack, but some other people would say that elf is a nickname, short for the name ralph, or RELPH.
"I'M IN LOVE, I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!"
" I miss elf so bad... he's in goddamn bermuda. ="