Ubertroll329: I guess there might be some resemblance
masterprocrastinator043: get out of here you elf
They are longer lived, more noble, more advanced, more refined, more graceful, more beautiful, and otherwise superior to humans in every way. They are particularly beloved by fanboys who perfer their girls to take after those in hentai--slim, slight, pubescent female builds with no public hair and unrealistically perfect skin and composure.
2. A Mary Sue Tolkien race.
Also one fo santas squat, chubby little pointy-eared toy-making slaves.