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An Elf Shoe is a description of a certain shape of a turd. Usually the turd is long and thin and curled at the end, resembling an "Elf Shoe".
Phil walked into the bathroom stall at his work when he was thoroughly disgusted when he witnessed an elf shoe shaped turd resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl.
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When titties are pointed upward; pointy tits that can stab someone.

When your boobs look like and Elf's shoe; all pointy like.

C also : Lauren Giamaria
Wow her titties look liek Elf shoes!
by Mike Kimmerle November 12, 2003
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A slightly upwardly curved titty. These were prominent in the 70's and early 80's but can still periodically be seen hangin around in todays culture. They are also known as Quarter Moons, Banana Tits, Thumbnail Titties, and Uppercuts.
I love Abby's little Elf Shoes. They compliment her heart shaped ass quite nicely.
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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a manly girl that has boobs that come to a point, much like elf shoes.
"eww, I've never seen elf-shoes like that before!"
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elf shoes are wen ur tits point upwards and form the shape of a elf's shoe
lauren giamaria
by elf shoe hunter November 20, 2003
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when your tites look like Lauren Giamarias tities; they go up like an elfshoe.
Oh man, what the hell is wrong with her boobs they look like an elfshoe.
by Alex Ichoea November 09, 2003
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What your dick looks like, covered in shit after fucking a girl in the ass.
There was so much shit on my dick it looked like an elf shoe.
by Caeke January 12, 2005
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