Elexis is petite and always DTR (down to rage). Her beautiful red hair is one of her many dazzling qualities. On Summer days she goes for strolls in the park (aka walks of shame) where the sun beams on her precious freckles and flowing frotch hair...Her favorite things to do are barfing in her friend's sheets, checking bank statements, and bush raping OH! and she really "frickin loves popcorn."
Hey who was that drunk girl in the bush?
Had to be an Elexis
a tree usually out in a forest or a meadow
generally someone who can laugh and give off a breeze
it's so hot out, where is an Elexis when we need one