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An Element Sock Story serves no purpose and doesn't provide any valuable information to the listener. Usually about one sentence long, it often results in the teller of the story receiving a punch to the head.
An Element Sock Story would be: "Shez has Element socks, and he was like: aw, I have Element socks."
by anus3 December 14, 2009

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