A photographer whos main purpose in life is to capture your most unattractive moments in a photograph and keep it handy to whip out at the most inappropriate times.
Fuckin Electric Banana..
A sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse. It is more commonly known as dildo.
"Where's my electric banana."
"I don't know."
"Sure you don't."
"What is that meant to mean."
"It means you do not have an electric banana. It means you're desperate. It means you can't get a man to put his cock in your pussy."
"For your information I have been screwing your boyfriend every night this month."
When a man sticks his penis into a USB port on a computer.
Jimmy was so lonely Friday night, he gave himself an electric banana.
at camp y-noah in clinton, ohio the "electric banana" is the awesome electric powered wagon-looking car that Wolfy drives around while delivering pop stop to the units.
"you broke the electric banana!"
"no, no you just push the horn and hit the pedal" (beepbeep)
"is it out of gas?"
"NO!!! ITS ELECTRIC!"