These are the only people in a high school who are not only complete whores, but also stupid enough to state the most obvious thing in the world. This new term derrives from the original most stupid phrase "I have... elbows" which has actually been heard around isolated schools in Michigan. It's use is to be so obscure that you could literaly call a girl a stupid ho right in front of her with it and she would never know. And if she did know, then she wasn't quite as stupid as you thought, hmm?
Elbow Skank: Oh-- mygod! Like, he was all, like, whoa, and I was all like yeah, like, I HAVE ELBOWS!!!"
You: Omfg, you elbow skank, stop talking!!!!