It is impossible to disguise an Elbert with any form of makeup, and to treat an Elbert with Preparation H or any other traditional hickey remedy.
Pale girl; “No, it’s a hickey.”
Guy: “Well, that’s quite the Elbert.”
Pale girl: “Oh, how true.”
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