An El Scorcho is when you masturbate with hot sauce.
I was bored and felt like 'batin so i got out the bottle of tobasco and gave myself an El Scorcho.
A good alternative to a stranger.
The first single from Weezer's second album, "Pinkerton." It is a masterpiece of a song that expresses raw human emotion through creative lyrics and a quircky melody.
Hey, turn up "El Scorcho!"
Goddamn you half Japanese girls…