term used to describe a person with behemoth penis.
also the term used to describe Colt Ward of Huntsville by every person in Mexico and other Hispanic parts of the world. On side note, in 2001 the Supreme Court denied Jacob Carr the rights to use this term as a nickname for his junk because they stated that he had "already made up too many falsifying descriptions of the penis in question."
Jacob: "Women say I have a giant penis."
Sex Hobbit: "I've seen your penis, and you're no El Grande."
by Colt W June 27, 2007
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When a fourth generation dingleberry matures to the size of a walnut and other hairs are conjoined into the over-sized dingleberry forming a gate of excruciating pain. As the dingleberry expands and pulls the hair, the O-ring swells up like a female baboon.
The record for the largest dingleberry el grande measured 7 1/2 in in diameter
by thedream75 June 13, 2010
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Feeding your chick Mexican food laced with laxative and ass fucking her. The goal being to shoot your load before she explodes.
"Dan, you reek like ass man!"
"Yeah dude, last night i gave casey the El Grande Stuffed Taco. I finished late. Nuff said."
by Paully C. December 6, 2007
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El Cheeto Grande, "The Big Cheeto" a reference to the Orangeish bottle tan ned complexion of a former Chief Executive of the United States of America, and one time media celebrity whose most famous phrase was, "You're Fired!". Also known as "The Donald".
Last night there was another story about how El Cheeto Grande was cheated out our being re-elected, talk about a Big Lie!
by Old Dog Zero One July 17, 2022
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the boss; the 'big cheese'.
Co-worker #1: You've been quiet in our meetings ever since the boss started attending. What's up?
Co-worker #2: I've been nervous...I'm afraid of what El Queso Grande might think if I say what's on my mind.
by Endo the Great June 5, 2017
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a mexican restaurant in G-town that serves good food.
el cerro grande r leet? i dunno
by PlayDohMan March 3, 2005
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