The classiest character in the online game Nitrous Racing. This man is pure win, and consistently scores flawless victories.
His barbecue's name is Melissa. Whenever you complete a mission, he gives you his meaty bone. You eat it and are happy.
jellofuel: "Dude, did you complete EC's new jobline yet?"
mitchell: "Yes JF, I loooove sinking my teeth into El Cuerpo's extra meaty bone."