The act of having the girl your in love with leave you for a short mexican, usually with a big head. This is a rare tragedy that only happens once every other hundred years If you are unlucky enough for this to happen to you, you must have done something wrong to piss off the big man upstairs.
Mike: ......she is dating Rafa
Patrick: THAT SHORT FAG WITH THE BIG HEAD?
Mike: *sigh* yeah man
Everyone in the world: EL CAMINOED
Inflected Forms: El Camino, El Caminoing
The act of having your girlfriend stolen from you by a short Mexican or Hispanic kid. Victims who are "el caminoed," are subject to depression and low self esteem for weeks or months after the incident.
SEE: el cathedralled
George: no she went with Juan...
John: haha bro you just got el caminoed!
George: fuck my life