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Eithen is an extremely sexy man, that is strong, tough, muscular and tough. He is very good in bed ;) and is great with the ladies. When ever you see a hot sexy man walking down the street, it's an Eithen. This man is effing hot that all the other guys will be jealous when they see them, because he will most likely steal their girlfriends.. The only thing is, an Eithen is 100% going to marry a Taylor. So if you're not a Taylor, you better keep on looking, this sexy hunk is already taken. He most definitely has the biggest dick you'll ever see, and knows how to use it ;) .. so if you're a Taylor, you're the luckiest women on Earth.
Katrina: Omg! Who's that fine ass sexy man walking this way?
Rose: Well of course, it's an Eithen! Just look at him!!
Katrina: Dammn he's fine, I think I'm going to go talk to him.
Rose: Too bad you can't.
Katrina: Why's that?
Rose: You're not a Taylor!
by Flowerrrrr April 20, 2011

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