Top Definition
An employee of a national chain of bagel eateries named after what might possibly be the greatest genius of Modern Time. the great irony being in that the employees of said establishments tend to be closer to Retard than Genius, hence Einstard.
Dude, all I wanted was a bagel, toasted, to go. How hard can that be? and yet the Einstard managed to fuck it up!
#moron #retard #genius #bagel-brain #dumkopf
by dj roby November 20, 2010
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