Top Definition
When a man squats over a sleeping person and allows his testicles to sag down to gently lay on top of the closed eyes of said person.
*Person 1* " HA, Barb sure had a nice pair of Egyptian Eye Goggles on last night."

*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.
by bigoldfatguy December 07, 2011

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