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When you do something on Twitter and it simultaneously goes down, and you think to yourself "Did *I* do that???"
"Doogie was getting ready to follow Justin Bieber when he got the fail whale. He thought he did it. Total egotwitcentrism!"
by FollowOWS October 06, 2011
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