Top Definition
A trolling moment where you say something egotistic about yourself. (Usually out of the blue)
Troll: I love myself, and I need myself, so no one else can have me.

Someone Else: Shut up with your egotistic trolling moment.

Troll: I'm married to myself, because I'm that awesome.

Someone Else: ...

Troll: I started thinking, "I wonder who in the world is better than me?"
Then I realized, I'm perfect, and always will be.

Someone Else: ...
by Anonymously Epic September 11, 2011

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