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1. Egotesticle
The belif the whole world is sentered around one's testicles. similar to Egotistical except refering to the testicles.
John is such and egotesticle, he alsways talks about how all the girls love his balls
2. egotesticle
1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.
Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.
3. Egotesticle
Gender oriented egotism.
He is such an egotesticle dolt!
4. Egotesticle
Being comfortable with the size of your genitalia
John: Aren't you worried about her judging you? She's been with a lot of black guys...
Lucas: Nah man, I'm pretty egotesticle
5. Egotesticle
When guys are especially cocky about their junk.
Steve: dude! I'm HUGE!
Bob: Quit being so egotesticle!
6. egotesticle
1) When a person believes they have a giant dick and will bring this topic up as much as possible.

2) A guy who believes he can get with any girl (when in fact, everyone hates him).
"Jesus Matt, stop being so egotesticle!"
7. Egotesticle
An adjective that describes people who confuse their egos with their testicles, and everything else down there.

Usually, it's size that gets mixed up.
Daniel is an egotesticle poser.