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The opinion of an individual that wherever their geographic location, earthquakes and other seismic activity will flee.
"I've never experienced an earthquake. I moved from the east coast to the west coast, and since I left there has been an earthquake on the west coast, yet never an earthquake here on the east coast."
"Dude you are so Egoseismic"
by sugaritupp March 05, 2012
 
1.
Similar to egocentric, or believing that oneself has influenced the course of a storm or waves for example, egoseismic is believing that one has influenced seismic activity.
On the YouTube show Good Mythical Morning hosted by Rhett and Link, Link jokes that their move from North Carolina to California has caused earthquakes to stop occurring in California and start happening in North Carolina. Rhett then tells him that is called being egocentric, at which point Link corrects him saying that it would be called egoseismic.
by ~Lord of the Tildes~ June 21, 2012
 
2.
If a person thinks he or she is the reason why an earthquake hasn't happened in the city where he or she lives.
Person 1: I moved to L.A. last year and there hasn't been any earthquakes since!

Person 2: Whoa, you're really egoseismic!
by Hugh Jazz the third March 07, 2012
 
3.
Thinking that earthquakes revolve around you.
From Rhett & Link's Good Mythical Morning.
Link: 'I will gladly accept being a Ego-Seismic, wherever I go earthquakes flee!'
by H3NR7 March 05, 2012
 
4.
Where ever one goes, earthquakes flee or disappear.
I'm so Egoseismic - the earthquake disappeared when I got home.
by RTwo March 05, 2012
 
5.
Thinking wherever one goes, earthquakes flee. As heard on Rhett and Link's daily talk show, Good Mythical Morning on March 5th.
Link: Wherever i go, earthquakes FLEE!
Rhett:I think that would acttually be ANTI-egoseismic. Put THAT in the urban dictionary.
by j2cool2012 March 05, 2012
 
6.
adj. believing oneself to have a causal relationship with seismic activity.
By moving to Las Angeles, Rhett and Link egoseismically believe they have shifted the seismic activity away from California.
by Lysol Pionex March 06, 2012
 
7.
the belief and/or personality that wherever you are or live is immune to earthquakes simply because you are present there
Link has an ego-seismic personality and thinks that the only reason North Carolina never had an earthquake when he was there simply because he was present.
by GiantPandaKing June 11, 2012