A Yo Dude in the bible who was so phat that when he got cribbed over by Ehud the blade got swallowed up in his blubber.
Ehud: "Yo I'm a cut you foo."
Eglon: "Do it, you won't."
Ehud: "Shoot clown, where'd my knife go?"
Eglon: "Don't hate, appreciate. You wish you had a belly like this, eh?"