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A Yo Dude in the bible who was so phat that when he got cribbed over by Ehud the blade got swallowed up in his blubber. Ehud: "Yo I'm a cut you foo."
Eglon: "Do it, you won't." <stab> Ehud: "Shoot clown, where'd my knife go?" Eglon: "Don't hate, appreciate. You wish you had a belly like this, eh?" |
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