The worst news of a man's life at the greatest time of the year. When a female informs her male counterpart, ranging from the ages of 8 - 97, that she is carrying his baby. MUST OCCUR BETWEEN THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS.
It's basically the game of Secret Santa that you don't want to win.
The only known solutions for it is a large amount of drugs, a rich family, or a hanger.
Unlucky Bro: Dude, she gave me that eggnod
Bro Talking to Unlucky Bro: Oh, was it good.
Unlucky Bro: Not eggnog, eggnod. My girl is totally pregnant.