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Egg Beater: A person who is retarded beyond all comprehension that equates to the same value as an inanimate object such as an Egg Beater. For example a retard, idiot, or all round fuck wit.
"look at that fukin egg beater"

"fuck you egg beater"
by aussiemash April 07, 2010
Testicles; used when a male is having intercourse with a female and his testicles are slapping against the female, making a distinct "slapping" sound. Derived from the term "beat cakes", another term for intercourse.
I had drunk sex last night with Alexis and she wanted it rough, and now my egg beaters are sore this morning.
by Wally L Richardson April 17, 2010
A collarless, sleeveless shirt, otherwise known as a "wife beater" which has been worn so long without cleaning that it has become completely yellow from a combination of sweat, spilt beer and smokeless tobacco spittle.
When Cletus saw the film crew from "Cops" he put on his favorite egg beater so as to look good on TV.
by Rick Santorum November 02, 2006
the torturous kick neccesary to play water polo
The kid grew tired of doing eggbeater and found himself barely bobbing above the water.
by allyourbaseball March 08, 2010
A sexual maneuver with a degree of difficulty 9.9. Requires a woman who has given birth to triplets lately. You put your feet inside of her and kick in a bicycle motion - like you are an egg beater. You are also literally beating her eggs, so it works on two levels.
Man, I just slept with Kate from Kate Plus 8. I busted out the egg beater on her.
by mister creepy February 02, 2011
when 2 people lay down next to another person and start rolling in opposite directions, keeping the other person in between them as they "beat the egg"
do you want to be the egg to our egg beater?
by marty and ginger June 12, 2011
To punch a girl in her ovary. To beat her eggs.
Michelle was mouthing off the other night at work which earned her an EggBeater!
by J Lo. G December 10, 2007
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