Egg voice is a mysterious happening, egg voice cannot be forced or planned. Egg voice just happens. One minute you'll be having a normal conversation and the next.....you sound like theres a whole egg stuck at the back of your throat. Egg voice can only be removed by a short sharp cough or swallowing, however...once egg voice has taken over you its nice to keep it going for as long as possible.
L - "So 'R' what time are we GOING OUT AT?"
R - "HAAHAHAHAHAAAA"
L - "OMG i've got egg voice....tell me something to say!!
R - "Do an impression of ______"
L - "My name is _____ - FUCKS SAKE, I swallowed"