An extremely ugly but supportive bra with firmly-shaped round cups, most often worn by women after weaning to restore firmness to her now cracked and squishy "eggs."
Lady: (Pointing to two deflated, sagging excuses that USED to be boobs)” I am looking for a push up bra to prop these saggies up."

Bra Store Clerk: Push up bras can’t even touch that. You need an Egg Shirt for those things Ma’am.
by MommyZ January 19, 2010
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