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1. Egg Scrambler
An uppercut to the vagina.
Ashley wouldn't shut her cock holster, so I gave her the Egg Scrambler to shut her up for a couple of minutes.
2. Egg Scrambler
Where you grab hold of his balls and squish as hard as possible until the testicles have reduced to the consistency of scrambled eggs.
He didn't please me enough, so I used the Egg Scrambler on him.
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