6 hard boiled eggs, shelled and mooshed up. Add a small amount of mayonase, a drop of mustard, some celery and/or pickle relish and salt, pepper and paprika to taste. Chill before serving.
Serving Suggestion: With lettuce on white bread.
The egg salad sandwich that my old man ate gave him such deadly gas that i made him sleep in the garden shed.
The act of inserting an egg into someones rectum as they are sleeping, or passed out. Upon reawakening they automatically clench their buttox in surprise of the foreign object causing it to break, therefore releasing large amounts of gooey brown and yellow "egg salad".
While John slept Timothy, and Anthony gave him a rearend full of egg salad.
The act of shooting an enema of unfertilized eggs up somebody's ass, and then fucking it thereafter and cumming inside to fertilize them. You then leave them there until they turn into little fetuses, and then then shit them out.
Dude, Jerry has an Egg Salad being prepared in his ass.