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15.
A blow job given a man wearing a condom. Named after the Winnie the Pooh character Eeyore, who received a broken baloon for his birthday and enjoyed picking it up with his mouth and moving it into and out of a jar.
"Shit, man, I'm not giving you an Eeyore, take that thing off!"
by Khizzar November 06, 2007
 
1.
Eeyore is a very cute donkey, best friend of Tigger. He usually loves attention ("Thanks for noticin' me...") and never gives up, no matter how many times the other jerks of Hundred Acre Woods knock it down!
Eeyore should so get more recognition for his brilliance.
by Starr that has a shrine of Eeyore October 03, 2005
 
2.
A person who perennially expects the worst; a pessimist; inspired by the woebegone donkey in children's classic Winnie the Pooh
He was an eeyore who seemed to live his life under a cloud of gloom.
by Sophie Cheney February 12, 2009
 
3.
A favorite of the Winnie the Pooh Series. Usually lonely and sad, but is liked by everyone because he seems soo innocent and sweet.
Eeyore is looking particularly sad yet cute today.
by Eeyore luverrr January 30, 2006
 
4.
A lonely donkey
Eeyore lived in the 100 Acre Woods
by Laura January 28, 2004
 
5.
a Priscila, someone who gets very sad and then indulges in Red Velvet Cake.
Put that Red Velvet Cake down and stop acting like Eeyore.
by derfishsquiggi September 28, 2011
 
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1: The depressed donkey in children's classic: Winnie the Pooh

2: The hidden, fithteenth track on Slipknot's self titled albulm
Slipknot: Eeyore (Hidden Track)
by NutCase9 October 06, 2006
 
7.
Eeyore is a fictional character from The Adventures of Pooh and Friends, who is known as the depressing donkey. Nowadays, calling someone an Eeyore subliminally means calling someone an emo asshole, taken from his literal description of character.
"OMG Stephen, I don't give a crap about your lies you fricken EEYORE!"
by Kimi-San July 17, 2006