Eets is the collective noun for anything edible.
1) I Can Haz Eets?
2) I'm hungry .... Let's get Eets!
3) Do you Eets?
4) I want Eets!
Short for Sweet, meaning awesome, describing something that is preferable happening.
John: "How much is entry to that new club?"
Jessica: "It's free!"
John: "Ah, Eets!!"