the 108 year old virgin. Also known as the most amazing being to walk the earth. The only fictional character I've ever fallen for. The only fictional character worth falling for.
Stephenie Meyer is god.

Hes also a "vegetarian" vampire ;)
(meaning he doesn't prey on humans; only animals)
"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars-points of light and reason.
. . . And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything."
-Edward Cullen (pg.514, Eclipse. Stephenie Meyer)
by the girl posessed May 03, 2008
First, I'm going to give a physical discription.

Edward Cullen is a 17 year old vampire, changed by Carlisle. He is pale, like all other vampires, he has bronze hair, and face that any male model would trade his soul for. He had green eyes before he was changed, but as a vampire, his eye color varied from golden butterscotch, to topaz, to coal black when he's most thirsty. And of course, he is unbelievably, dazzingly gorgeous.

Now for the other description.

Edward lives with his creater and mentor, Carlisle Cullen. He has the gift to read minds. Over time, Carlisle created Esme, Rosalie,and Emmett Cullen. Since vampires don't age, the Cullen Coven has to move and "start over" before people suspect somehing is up. Edward and his family, including his "adopted" siblings, Alice and Jasper Cullen live in Forks, a small town in Washington. He goes to high school, controlling his never-ending thirst, when Isabella Swan, a new girl from Arizona comes to the school. First confused by the fact that he cannot read Bella's mind, and then furious when the scent of he blood nearly sends him over the edge. However, Bella and Edward create a relationship that is stronger than anything. His love for Bella and his compassion for her is what makes Edward Cullen such a likeable character. Edward Cullen is a story by itself.
My greatest desire is to be a vampire, like Edward Cullen.
by TwilightLover August 08, 2008
Hot. Haters can feel free to leave at anytime.
Charlie:"'Wait...Which one is Edward?'
Bella:'Edward is the youngest, the one with the reddish brown hair.' The beautiful one, the godlike one.
Charlie Swan and Bella Swan on Edward Cullen
-Twilight, by Stephenie Meyer
by kellancullen January 08, 2009
maeve's fictional amazing gorgeous musical vampire lover. and will always be.
Edward Cullen = life
by Xmaeveyx21 September 03, 2008
The one fictional character that will make your heart fly around in circles.
"I love cookies and cream ice cream"
"Not as much as I love edward cullen" *swoon. sigh. giggle.*
by Jugsaw Suicide August 27, 2008
The hottest fictional vampire from the Twilight Series of Stephenie Meyer to ever walk on the face of the Earth. Dazzles people without him noticing it. He is a virtuoso when it comes to the piano. An eloquent speaker. A fast car lover. The bronze haired, topaz eyed, forever 17 year old looking adopted son of Carlisle Cullen and Esme Cullen as well as the adopted sibling of Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale and Emmett Cullen. A 108 year old virgin who married a human, Bella Swan, the klutz, whom he is obsessively in-love with. The father of the half-vampire, half-human baby girl, Renesmee.

He gives the new definition for the perfect guy.

The only vampire fictional character who gets millions of girls obsessed with - even dreaming of having a vampire like him for a boyfriend.

The only guy who made me rethink about the benefits of Immortality - especially if you're with a guy like him.

I am completely and irrevocably dazzled by Edward Cullen!

Edward Cullen = perfect guy.

Eternal damnation never looked so good!
by friggincool September 25, 2008
A character in Stephenie Meyer's amazing book twilight. Also the sequels,New Moon and Eclipse and the upcoming Breaking Dawn. He has red hair,topaz colored eyes and is in love with a human girl named Bella Swan though he is a vampire. Edward is loved by many girls all over the world,though I'm not sure why.

If I were Bella,I'd kill myself being stuck with him. Edward is boring,too lovey-dovey for his own good and sucks up to Bella. He doesn't let her do anything,and his politeness makes me sick to my stomach. Sometimes I want to puke thinking of him. In Eclipse,Edward seduced Bella into having sex with him. Then Bella decided she wanted to screw him,and he rejected her.

Edward's main competition is only Jacob Black,the wild,witty,and hott werewolf who actually has a life and isn't dull unlike some vampires. Edward is a 107 year old virgin. Meaning,the one hundred and seven long years of his life he hasn't gotten laid. Unless he did,and he can't remember. Old man. He lost all human memories,so he's lying to Bella when he says " I've never felt the way I feel for you,for anyone else before". Bull shit. He can't remember. He probably screwed tons of girls and said the same shit to other hags.

Bella's neediness for him makes me sick. She has Jake,Mike Newton,Edward,Tyler,Eric and she isn't fucking satisfied. Does she want Edward or Jake? She keeps running back to the two of them. The stupid,corny clutz should choose someone. If she doesn't want Jake,I'll have him.

Obsessed fan: Gosh,I love Stephenie Meyer! I love how she made Edward so loving and charming!
Normal person: Edward is loving and everything,but he's not sane! Gosh,how I hate these lovey dovey women authors writing romance novels with their heads in the clouds. They don't know what the hell a real MAN is! A real man would be trying to screw her,seducing her,and touching her as he sleeps in her bed with her every night!

" Your exactly my brand of heroin." - Edward Cullen.
" Your REALLY getting on my nerves." - Me

"'And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,' he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word.
'What a stupid lamb,' I sighed.
'What a sick, masochistic lion.'"
' What a stupid vampire,and a human girl who is WAY out of her league."

- Edward,Bella,Me
by you cant be me im a pirate September 08, 2007

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