An ideal unrealistic image of a guy. Not seeing him for what he is, or only as you want him to be.

Obviously coined from the character Edward Cullen in the Twilight series.
- The character is never given an in-depth description, but we're told he's handsome, so readers just image him as what they find attractive. Fans have also interpreted his actions in ways that seem more romantic or charming.
- Edward is idolized by Bella, she sees him as "perfect" and "godlike". Yet antis have stated some of his actions are actually creepy and abusive.
Girl #1: "So what's this new boyfriend like?"
Girl #2: "He's...he's like my own Edward Cullen!"
Girl #1: "Oh lord."
by NonnieMouse June 03, 2010
A "sparkly" vampire who soils the name of all the blood suckers in the world. he's only sparkly because he ate tinker-bell.
Edward Cullen:*belches* that was good what was that?
Peter Pan: You ate tink.....TINK TINK OH TINK WHY?
Edward: i'm a monster bella
Bella Swan: i don't care edward i love you. Oh please just make me yours
Jacob Blac: i'll love your child bella because you won't love me.
by Jadelan May 30, 2010
A) An overprotective creep.

B)Someone who needs to go to the tanning booth/ not wear makeup.
"This one Edward Cullen tried to save me from a speeding van the other day!"
by throughthefire391 February 28, 2010
A sissy, pathetic and lame excuse for a vampire. What was once a well respected and feared, truly evil creature of nightmare has now been turned into a bleeding vagina symbol of puberty, vanity and Hot Topic. He is an incredibly two-demensional and skin deep character who's only thought process is "I love you, Bella, I love you, Bella, I love you, Bella, etc...". I will never forgive Stephenie Meyer for this attrocity. Bram Stoker must be turning in his grave.

Sorry to burst you wet dream bubble you emo, vampire-wanabes, but Edward has so many undateable qualities about him I thought I'd list a few.

1. He sparkles like glitter. Last time I checked straight men didn't do that.

2. He can't get a boner: Boners are caused when the spongy tissue (not a muscle) of the penis fills with warm, circulating blood. Edward's heart does not pump blood throughout his system as he is dead, and therefore it is not logical for him to get a boner. In lamen's terms, Edward has a permanent softy. At least now we know why he won't screw Bella despite the fact that she is whorishly throwing herself at him.

3. He is old. 107 years old I believe. Even though you have probably heard this argument before, you probably have not thought about the fact that being this old probably makes him a racist, a sexist, a communist and every other -ist that I can think of.

4. Finally, the guy is DEAD! What the hell is wrong with you? You necrophiliacs.
Girl with down syndrome: OMG EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOO HAWT. I TOTALLY LOVE HIM AND I WANT TO MARRY HIM. HE IS GORGEOUS AND HAS NO FLAWS. YATTI YATTI YATTA, BLAH BLAH BLAH etc etc etc

Me: there goes another one of god's disappointments.
by Bzzzzzzz January 28, 2011
a gay snowman often mistaken for a 'vampire'. is also a sparkly rapist/stalker who dreams of eating his idiot girlfriend, bella. created by mentally insane woman named stephanie meyer, who obviously forgot her meds when she created him
I saw some sparkly rapist pretending to eat his girlfriend the other day" "Oh, it was probably Edward Cullen.
by gryffindorseeker816 December 18, 2010
Please see gay fairy.
That gay fairy's Edward Cullen.
by Hentai666 July 01, 2010
A non-existant paedophile that stalks girls.
Some girls are "Twi-hard fans" and enjoy it though. Freaks.
Girl1: I woke up and saw him standing there watching me! How the fuck did he get in my room?!

Girl2: Cedric Diggory?!

Girl1: Nah! Edward Cullen! You know, that new freak in school with girl lips?
by edwardhater May 26, 2010

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