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8.
a person(s) who has split personalities and signs of madness (talking to self, feeding the park animals, talking in strange voices, making videos of themselves jumping on a bed, etc.) Often assumes their split personality of "sue", and then switches back to eduardo (really they are one and the same)
"hey !"
"HEY IM EDUARDO."
"eduardo...?"
"SHUT UP IM SUE."
by sue June 14, 2006
 
1.
Eduardo's are strong-willed can be very romantic will keep a girlfriend for a long time Eduardo's are also musically talented and are kind-hearted people. most Eduardo's are pacifists and hate fighting for stupid reasons. Although not the brightest Eduardo's perservere and hardly ever give up
I wish my boyfriend was an Eduardo like yours
by mr hi April 01, 2009
 
2.
Its a name for a boy
They seem to be very attractive and handsome

When in a relationship they are the faithful ones
They tend to be very flirtatious.;]
Girl 1: who do you like?
Girl 2: Eduardo!
*Girl 1 turns to Eduardo*
Girl 1: I can see why! He's so sexy, sweet, and smart

:]
by mamitia<3u369 April 21, 2011
 
3.
A gentlemen who is tall, sexy, muscular, and has remarkable hazel eyes. Eduardos are also known for being polite and charming to anyone they come into contact with, and it is common that staring into the eyes of an Eduardo will cause instant ejaculation by both sexes.
Dude 1: Hey dude im not even gay or anything but I saw a guy at school today and I jizzed in my pants on the spot, it was so embarassing.
Dude 2: Oh that must've been Eduardo, thats normal, its happened to me like 3 times this week so far.
by Lucifer18 July 13, 2012
 
4.
A mature, and entertaining person. Usually he keeps to himself, until he is talked to and comfortable. When he is out of his shell he becomes the most loving, caring, and kind person. Try's to stay open minded about situations and never judges. Very inappropriate at times. Usually gets fucked over in relationships. Most likely to fall in love with a Kenzie.
Eduardo is a great guy, and what ever girl he chooses should really appreciate him.
by Eduardo E. June 09, 2013
 
5.
A guy who at first is Nice and Sweet to everyone, Someone who will stay in a relationship for a long time but will eventually be unfaithful, Someone who has such a urge to have sex or do sexual things he ends up hurting the people he cared about and will lose touch with them but reconnet in the end but will hurt them all once again.
Eduardo-Asshole, nice, Fag, Homo, Sex addict
by John Doeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 14, 2011
 
6.
Someone who is a horrible person to the greatest measures. He is a penisless trader and always has time to suck socks because he has nothing better to do or live for. In other words, this guy is a messed up motherfucker.
Person 1: You penisless trader!
Person 2: I'm not Eduardo, dude.
by Your Mother II December 29, 2011
 
7.
Total Benny who frequently walks backwards to Chinatown, talks in a rubbish Geordie accent and spills his food all over the table. Also likes Danish blokes.
Boy 1: What's the name of your mate who is a total Benny who frequently walks backwards to Chinatown, talks in a rubbish Geordie accent, spills his food all over the table and also likes Danish blokes.
Boy 2: That's Eduardo. He used to be in the Polish Air Force.
by King Carlos April 16, 2007