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A smelly cluster of factories and a huge mall located in the middle of nowhere. Edmonton defiantly takes the cake for the worst place to live in Canada. It is the dirtiest and most polluted city in Canada and possibly all of North America. Downtown Edmonton is a total joke. Hardly any building even worth looking at and the homeless problem is absolutely insane and there is nothing going on downtown or for that matter anywhere in the city after 5pm. The weather in Edmonton is the absolute worst. Winter lasts for about 9 months of the year and it can be -20 for weeks staright.Spring and Fall are impossible to identify and the summer which lasts for about 15 days leaves you wanting to cry.
The population of Edmonton is mostly made up of fresh off the boat Immigrants who work at 7 11 and hardly speak English, uneducated blue collar trades people and a bunch of teens and 20 something’s that drop out of school and just get baked all the time. All people in Edmonton can talk about is how the flames suck and Calgary sucks and it’s a cow town and smells like leather and on and on yet they fail to look around them and see the frozen landfill that they live in.

Edmonton is nothing but an embarrassment to Alberta and all of Canada.
guy 1: Lets go somewhere Im bored and its a friday.

guy 2: Where? Everything closes at 5!

guy 1: Oh yeah I forgot its Edmonton
by sumguyudontknow April 02, 2011
 
1.
The capital city of Alberta, Canada

Roughly one million people

It is properly known as the City of Champions because of the five time Stanley Cup champions Edmonton Oilers. and the 11 time Grey Cup Champions Edmonton Eskimos (most in CFL)

Way better than Calgary
by Anonymous May 19, 2003
 
2.
Grim, depressing, crime ridden area of North London. Enfield Boroughs most dangerous place
person 1: I'm going into Edmonton

Person 2: Have you got your bullet-proof vest?
by n18 ruude boi April 28, 2005
 
3.
A city with about a million people, quite nice. Capital of Alberta. Has the most park land on average than any city in the world. Unlike our cocky counterpart to the south Calgary we do not think we are the best city in the world, or compare ourselves with toronto or vancover. Great sports teams, nice people, moderately nice city. Can be a very nice place to live and grow up.
assclown calgarian: "we have the best city in the world"
edmontonian: " we dont have the best city in the world, but i like it here"
by pupsup April 02, 2008
 
4.
The Capital City of Alberta it does have some issues, but it is WAY WAY WAY better than Calgary. Sports teams include the Oilers, Eskimos, Cracker Cats,etc. Has West Edmonton Mall. Riverbend od the rich area, some parts of the city are kinda bad to go to. bad infrastucture, poor planning. Mayor is currently Steven Mandel.
Go oilers!!! WOOT EDMONTON OILERS!!!! We should have won the Stanly Cup. Oh well, we will get the grey Cup this year. knock on wood.
by coombsy_riley July 02, 2006
 
5.
A north London suburb. Also shorthand for "The Death Of The Soul"
I'd rather drown myself in a bucket or sick than live in Edmonton
by Foul Ole Ron October 28, 2003
 
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An area of North London, posher than Tottenham but more down market than Enfield. Home to the ugliests shopping centre in the world.
My aunty Sylvie lives in Edmonton, god help her.
by black flag June 02, 2004
 
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A great city with a booming economy. It is not on top of Calgary just geographically though, we have 5 stanley cups to their 1, and 13 grey cups to their 5.
Calgary(AKA Mulletgary) is full of inbred homosexuals.
Oh, you're from Edmonton, you're straight. People from Calgary like taking it in the bum from their immediate family.
by jubutteea July 04, 2006