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A run down city with a transit system that's only updated about every 5-7 years. Not planned very well. You are considered poor if you don't live in a condo downtown or if you live out in a suburb ei.Lewis Estates, Terwiliger Gardens, Cameron Heights, etc, etc. West Edmonton Mall don't bother driving cause you can get there faster by walking. Only 1/3 of city is well worth living in (south and west) Don't bother coming here unless you want to get into a car accident, shop at west edmonton mall or shot down by a gang
Dan "Hey yo Jason i'm goin to west edmonton mall, wanna come with?"

Jason: "Yo man how we gettin there buses only come like every 3 hours and i don't wanna get in an accident on th Whitemud"

Dan: "Yeh good point let's just head to Millwoods Mall."
by edmontonianguy January 08, 2011
 
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A city with about a million people, quite nice. Capital of Alberta. Has the most park land on average than any city in the world. Unlike our cocky counterpart to the south Calgary we do not think we are the best city in the world, or compare ourselves with toronto or vancover. Great sports teams, nice people, moderately nice city. Can be a very nice place to live and grow up.
assclown calgarian: "we have the best city in the world"
edmontonian: " we dont have the best city in the world, but i like it here"
by pupsup April 02, 2008
 
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The Capital City of Alberta it does have some issues, but it is WAY WAY WAY better than Calgary. Sports teams include the Oilers, Eskimos, Cracker Cats,etc. Has West Edmonton Mall. Riverbend od the rich area, some parts of the city are kinda bad to go to. bad infrastucture, poor planning. Mayor is currently Steven Mandel.
Go oilers!!! WOOT EDMONTON OILERS!!!! We should have won the Stanly Cup. Oh well, we will get the grey Cup this year. knock on wood.
by coombsy_riley July 02, 2006
 
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A north London suburb. Also shorthand for "The Death Of The Soul"
I'd rather drown myself in a bucket or sick than live in Edmonton
by Foul Ole Ron October 28, 2003
 
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An area of North London, posher than Tottenham but more down market than Enfield. Home to the ugliests shopping centre in the world.
My aunty Sylvie lives in Edmonton, god help her.
by black flag June 02, 2004
 
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A great city with a booming economy. It is not on top of Calgary just geographically though, we have 5 stanley cups to their 1, and 13 grey cups to their 5.
Calgary(AKA Mulletgary) is full of inbred homosexuals.
Oh, you're from Edmonton, you're straight. People from Calgary like taking it in the bum from their immediate family.
by jubutteea July 04, 2006
 
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very cool city, less sluts than calgary, but the "city of champions" thing is old and dumb. but a nice university, lots of scientific types, etc., and better clubs than calgary.
yo i'm going to see planet of the drums in edmonton this weekend, cause if i go to the one in calgary, i know i'll get in a fight with some dumbass drunk slut like i always do.
by teevee June 09, 2003
 
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An often misunderstood city with a rich proud history and a reputation for not TAKIN ANY SHIT! Situated in the Center of Alberta, it is the Capital and last bastion for anything resembling culture and open mindedness in this cold, god forsaken red neck province. It is filled with a million people of different backgrounds who prefer to mind their own business rather than risk getting dealt with. A place where police get NO LOVE (unlike Calgary) and gangstas still live by a code gotdammit! A city full of the most exquisite...friendly...intelligent females per capita than most any other N.American city. And they are all too willing to prove themselves during the short summer season! A place where idividuals can express themselves and are not judged SOLELY by how much money they make.
A wonderful place where if you act right and treat others with respect you usually get the same in return. But if you come with all that tuff talk, you WILL get your bluff called! And if you disrespect the wrong ppl you WILL get laid down quick!!
I thought Edmonton was on some slow ass prairie shit but I was DEAD wrong! That place is as real as it gets.
by Tre Seven September 08, 2009