a penis that stands erect at five inches or less
Look at that mans eddie! he must never get laid.
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a person that is a very apoligizing typa person. you can do what ever and it will be ok eventually.
my sister is so a eddie!
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A black pimp that owns a bitch named walead
u just pulled a eddie, i wish i was like eddie
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Disgusting perv who will never leave you alone. You'll wish he had never found your number when he never stops texting you. He's hideous and slimy and will stalk you forever. If you meet an Eddie, RUN AWAY and never turn back!!!!
Person 1: Some nasty perv keeps sending me disgusting texts.
Person 2: Must be an Eddie.

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A common name to call people that you don't know or remember.
Hi Eddie, how are you.
by Eddie Bauer December 29, 2006

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a mexican who is whipped by the palest white girl on earth, Erin.
one day when erin tells him to, they will give birth to the palest mexicans ever.
bueno
"hey whats up Eddie....hold up, wheres Erin?
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A badass Ex-Delivery Boy From the 1975 cult-classic film "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and the play "The Rocky Horror Show".

Eddie is a "low-down, cheap little punk", a junkie, and an Ex-Delivery Boy who got mixed up with the wrong crowd; He ended up being part of Dr. Frank-N-Furter's evil and maniacal experiment: creating the perfect man. In the flim version, Eddie makes his appearance in the lab scene; He crashes through the ice of the "Deep Freeze" chamber. He meets an untimely death at the hands of Dr. Frank-N-Furter. In the play version, Eddie merely jumps out of a Coca-Cola machine and after his 15 minutes of fame, he merely jumps back into the machine.

Eddie is the love interest of Columbia who is Frank-N-Furter's groupie.
"Eddie's Teddy"
THE SONG SERVES AS A TRIBUTE TO EDDIE AFTER HIS DEATH AND IS SUNG BY DR. EVERETT VON SCOTT(A RIVAL SCIENTIST; EDDIE'S UNCLE), BRAD(A HERO), JANET(A HEROINE), COLUMBIA(A GROUPIE; EDDIE'S LOVER), DR. FRANK-N-FURTER(A SCIENTIST), ROCKY HORROR(A CREATION), RIFF RAFF(A HANDYMAN), MAGENTA(A DOMESTIC), AND CHARLES GRAY(A CRIMINOLOGIST). IN ONE INSTANCE, EDDIE HIMSELF CAN BE HEARD READING HIS NOTE TO HIS UNCLE WHICH READS:"I'M OUT OF MY HED. O HURRY OR I MAY BE DEAD! THEY MUSTN'T CARRY OUT THEIR EVIL DEEDS. LOVE, EDDIE."

DR. EVERETT VON SCOTT PRONOUNCES "AND" AS "UND" AND "UNT"

ACTUAL LYRICS TO "EDDIE'S TEDDY"

Dr. Everett v. Scott:
From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain

Criminologist : But he never caused her nothing but shame

Dr. Everett v. Scott:
He left home the day she died
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock 'n' roll porn
And a motorbike
Shooting up junk

Criminologist : He was a low down, cheap little punk

Dr. Everett v. Scott : Taking everyone for a ride

Chorus :
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife

Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy
Janet Weiss : Makes you cry
Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did

Columbia :
Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said hey listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door
And threw away the key

Dr. Everett v. Scott :
But he must've been drawn
Into something
Making him warn me
In a note which reads

Chorus : What's it say? What's it say?

Eddie :
I'm out of my hed
O hurry, or I may be dead
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds. Whooo!!

Chorus :
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife

Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy
Janet Weiss : Makes you cry
Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did

Chorus :
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife

Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy

Chorus : Whoa ho ho

Janet Weiss : Makes you cry

Chorus : Hey hey hey

Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did

Chorus : Eddie
by Big Mo Monster May 26, 2008

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