celery Is a complex zombie obsessed wit computers n has an opinion on every-flippin-thing. He randomly has trees shoved up my nose ;-) and makes m8s with jehova witnesses :-)
The 10ft stick of celery!!!
by Lexi November 27, 2003
derived from the word headie..meaning headjob... and can be used in conversation without insulting the ladies
"she gave me a GREAT EDDIE!!!"
by graham June 24, 2004
eddie is a very smelly person who needs to shower more often . his feet smell could knock out an entire continent . his teeth are extremely creepy and id hate to run into him in a dark alley . he likes to kiss peoples asses and is a follower .
damn look at that stupid eddie kid whos always up brandons ass .
by connie lovings June 14, 2011
someone that you regret meeting. at first he seems like a real "friend" but ends up the biggest mistake of your life. he gets obsessing. and "trys" to get it his way. he's the guy that you wont feel bad hurting. sure there will be some guilt but he D E S E R V E S it. honestly, if you come across someone like this, dont turn to his "close" friends. that will only come back to haunt you and hurt you. dont feel bad hurting someone who has hurt you and caused you to hurt them. dont feel bad. it gets better. you will show him who is in control.

p.s DONT fall for the tears. they are only a trap for you to fall into his arms again. dont put yourself there.
you know who you are eddie
by YouKnowWhoIAmEddie July 29, 2012
Complex piece of celery hu is obsessed wit computers n has an opinion on every-flippin-thing & hu randomly gets trees shoved up his nose and has odd friends hu are jehova's witnesses dat sell double glazing.
It's eddie the 10ft stick of celery
by Lexi November 25, 2003
Used to describe a hair line (widow's peak) like Eddie Munster from the sitcom The Munsters. Whenever you greet this person you should shout, "Eddie!", in a rather obnoxious manner, leaving the person confused as hell if they are not familiar with the series.
Man, that guy you set me up with yesterday had a hell of an Eddie".

Your widow-peaked friend walks in:

You: "Eddieeee! How's it going?

A stranger with said hair line walks by, commence by shouting Eddie.
by Anonymous_89 February 23, 2010
a penis that stands erect at five inches or less
Look at that mans eddie! he must never get laid.
by bendovermeyers April 20, 2011
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