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A badass Ex-Delivery Boy From the 1975 cult-classic film "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and the play "The Rocky Horror Show".
Eddie is a "low-down, cheap little punk", a junkie, and an Ex-Delivery Boy who got mixed up with the wrong crowd; He ended up being part of Dr. Frank-N-Furter's evil and maniacal experiment: creating the perfect man. In the flim version, Eddie makes his appearance in the lab scene; He crashes through the ice of the "Deep Freeze" chamber. He meets an untimely death at the hands of Dr. Frank-N-Furter. In the play version, Eddie merely jumps out of a Coca-Cola machine and after his 15 minutes of fame, he merely jumps back into the machine. Eddie is the love interest of Columbia who is Frank-N-Furter's groupie. "Eddie's Teddy"
THE SONG SERVES AS A TRIBUTE TO EDDIE AFTER HIS DEATH AND IS SUNG BY DR. EVERETT VON SCOTT(A RIVAL SCIENTIST; EDDIE'S UNCLE), BRAD(A HERO), JANET(A HEROINE), COLUMBIA(A GROUPIE; EDDIE'S LOVER), DR. FRANK-N-FURTER(A SCIENTIST), ROCKY HORROR(A CREATION), RIFF RAFF(A HANDYMAN), MAGENTA(A DOMESTIC), AND CHARLES GRAY(A CRIMINOLOGIST). IN ONE INSTANCE, EDDIE HIMSELF CAN BE HEARD READING HIS NOTE TO HIS UNCLE WHICH READS:"I'M OUT OF MY HED. O HURRY OR I MAY BE DEAD! THEY MUSTN'T CARRY OUT THEIR EVIL DEEDS. LOVE, EDDIE." DR. EVERETT VON SCOTT PRONOUNCES "AND" AS "UND" AND "UNT" ACTUAL LYRICS TO "EDDIE'S TEDDY" Dr. Everett v. Scott: From the day he was born He was trouble He was the thorn In his mother's side She tried in vain Criminologist : But he never caused her nothing but shame Dr. Everett v. Scott: He left home the day she died From the day she was gone All he wanted Was rock 'n' roll porn And a motorbike Shooting up junk Criminologist : He was a low down, cheap little punk Dr. Everett v. Scott : Taking everyone for a ride Chorus : When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no good kid But when he threatened your life With a switch blade knife Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy Janet Weiss : Makes you cry Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did Columbia : Everybody shoved him I very nearly loved him I said hey listen to me Stay sane inside insanity But he locked the door And threw away the key Dr. Everett v. Scott : But he must've been drawn Into something Making him warn me In a note which reads Chorus : What's it say? What's it say? Eddie : I'm out of my hed O hurry, or I may be dead They mustn't carry out their evil deeds. Whooo!! Chorus : When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no good kid But when he threatened your life With a switch blade knife Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy Janet Weiss : Makes you cry Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did Chorus : When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no good kid But when he threatened your life With a switch blade knife Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy Chorus : Whoa ho ho Janet Weiss : Makes you cry Chorus : Hey hey hey Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did Chorus : Eddie |
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comes from the word Edward, Eduardo, Edwardo, Edwin. But there are the lucky few who only have the name Eddie. Usually referred to as a guys name. Eddie's are usually very nice, pretty attractive, love sex, love making people laugh, very smart and usually strive for the hardest things in life. They are the perfect guys to date and have an insane amount of friends.
Becky: OMG guess who I went on a date with last night!!
Sue: Who?!?!? Becky: Eddie!! Sue: LUCKYYY |
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The biggest gangsta around. One who has a huge dick. He's good looking, buff as hell, and is a thug. Blonde: Did you see that guy who just passed by?
Brunette: I know, he looked like an eddie. |
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the absolute best guy ever all the girls wanted the guy that was eddie
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The coolest, nicest, sexiest, funnest dude to be around! My homies an Eddie, watch out foo
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Extreamly hot and sexy person Wow, I am attracted to you because you are such an Eddie!
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A cool guy in every way. The kind of guy who makes you laugh and keeps you laughing. A pal for life, a guy who you can trust and have fun with at all times. i just want to have fun, i best call Eddie
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Male term for "Betty". Someone who is attractive, sexy, with tremendous sex appeal. Physical appearance can only be described as "HOT LIKE FIRE!" Uncontrollable vaginal dripping and extreme urge to perform fellatio may occur when confronted with this type of individual. My legs gave out and I fell to my knees with anticipation when I saw that he was an Eddie.
On a scale of Eddie to 10, how hot is he? Brad Pitt? No way! He's an Eddie. |
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