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The Eddie Winslow is a very bold move. It involves a man driving, by himself, across multiple states late at night. At some point on this trip, the man masturbates while driving, ultimately ejaculating into a tissue. The tissue is then stored in the man's mouth until he can dispose of it at home in his own garbage bin. Unfortunately, when the driver reaches his house, he is so weary from driving all night that he crashes through his own living room wall, with the tissue still in his mouth.
Carl: What the hell happened to our living room?

Harriette: Your genius son crashed through it at 4 in the morning.

Carl: Damn it! He pulled a typical Eddie Winslow.
by Estelle Winslow August 04, 2010

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