Can to! those are the rules...I've just made up!"
"We'll call it the physcotic bastard relgion!
(Or church of england sir?)
Or Church of England, yes, that works too."
Has the illusion that everything looks like a huge upside-down squirrel. Fluent in virtualy every language known to man (or woman).
This is the comic genius of Eddie Izzard
Possibly the greatest comedian ever. An executive and action transvestite. Didn't join the Army because they didn't have a parachuting transvestite brigade. Lost his virginity before he lost his virginity. Not a fucking weirdo transvestite.
"Do you have a flag?"
"for our honeymoon, lets lie in a ditch covered in petrol on fire"
"Then we hit a tree. And I died."
The miracle that is Eddie Izzard.