*Eats grass* 

Having no opinion

B: Do you like the colour orange?
L: Ehhh
F: Best colour ever!
J: *eats grass*

*Eats grass* by Ace the simp April 15, 2023

the eats 

Words used to ask where the food is at.

The host of a party was asked by one of the guests, " Where's the eats ?".

the eats by jpg3 December 22, 2013

ball game eats 

These are foods typically enjoyed during a sports event, pizza, burgers, tacos...

Okay, l have beer and plenty of ball game eats, pizza anyone?

ball game eats by I, Wreckerrr December 13, 2020

ball game eats 

These are foods typically enjoyed during a sports event, pizza, burgers, tacos...

Okay, l have beer and plenty of ball game eats, pizza anyone?

ball game eats by I, Wreckerrr December 13, 2020

Ligue 1 Uber Eats 

The French top division of football (what's a soccer?) where every season, its been farmed by PSG (Paris Saint-Germain) of the likes of Neymar (diver) (no longer Pessi) and Mpaypal, whom bottles in European football outside of France.

Twitter user Troll Football:"What is the biggest farmer league in football?" Real Madrid fan:"Its the Ligue 1 Uber Eats leauge, mpaypal loves farming it along with Messi and Neymar!"

Ligue 1 Uber Eats by LumpiaMuncher July 14, 2023

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

Yeaaahh, me to

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

Good Eats 

some good ass shit

nobody:
me: good eats omm yo🚫🧢🤷🏾 ♂️🗣💯Love da brodies❤️💯

Good Eats by spotlightuhmoonlightuhjahmen March 11, 2019