Colin: You're a real Ed O'Brien. Everyone could tell that you were really givin' it to her.
Thom: One day, I wish to be the lord of anal.
Jonny: Who do you think you are? Ed O'Brien?
Pretentious Radiohead fan/gear whore: Ed O'Brien? Most all of his guitars are outfitted with Fernandez Sustainers, which he then routs through a shitton of delays to sound like a fucking siren.