| 1. | ED johnson | ||
|
Erectilly Disfunctional penis. I tried to fuck Sally, but, I drank so much that I got an ED johnson.
|
|||
| 2. | Ed Johnson | ||
|
A slang name that is not meant to be a reference to any person who actually carries this name, but, rather to identify someone who posseses the characteristics that the slang name describes.
Ed = Erectile dysfunction & Johnson = penis. Foxy Chick: Ooh! Whose the NEW guy?
Slutty Bitch: Yea, he's good looking isn't he? He's pretty nice too. He just started yesterday while you were still on vacation. We hooked up after work. He's an Ed Johnson, but he's also a very cunning linguist. I think I'll pass, but since you are trying to be a hetero fundamentalist now, you might want to check him out. Foxy Chick: Hey, thanks for the tip! Slutty Bitch: No problem girlfriend! I mean, girl who is a friend. Foxy Chick: What's his name? Slutty Bitch: John Doe. |
|||
