The 3rd book in the Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer. In this book, a rampage of newborn vampires from Seattle come to Forks, and are after Bella Swan. The werewolfs and Cullens team up against them. Bella agrees to marry Edward Cullen, and turns down the unbelieavably funny and sexy Jacob Black which was probably the worst decision of her life.

(don't be offended)

when your mom passes my tv

The last song on Dark Side of The Moon.(The one that goes along right after Brain Damage).

1. A large piece of shit Stephanie Meyer made

when the sun ass-fucks the moon.

1.The partial or complete obscuring, relative to a designated observer, of one celestial body by another.

2.The period of time during which such an obscuration occurs.

3.A temporary or permanent dimming or cutting off of light.

4.A fall into obscurity or disuse; a decline: “A composer... often goes into eclipse after his death and never regains popularity” (Time).

5.A disgraceful or humiliating end; a downfall

a model of automobile under the Mitsubishi Motors Co. Believed by many to be the best automobile ever built in the world. Especially its 3rd generation version.

A day time blackout.
Blacking out while the sun is in the sky.