-A car that Mitsubishi designed to ruin the racing industry. Unless it does not have 3 letters after the word Eclipse, it is a waste of plastic!
-Usually the car in the parking lot with the unpainted body kit and wing that taps street lights as it goes by.
"Hey Mike I just hooked my car up with the new SLP intake..."
"Really, I just got put an Eclipse sticker on my windsheild just in case someone cant guess what it is!"
Someone so disgustingly large they blot out the sun when they pass by you.
Why did it get dark? It's the middle of the day.. is it an eclipse?
No, it's just the new guy from accounting. He needs to lay off the snacks. He's already a human eclipse.
A day time blackout.
Blacking out while the sun is in the sky.
"Didn't I see you at the ΕΦΣ day drink on Saturday?"
I don't know, maybe, I eclipsed by noon.
When a girls boobs are so big, they leave a shadow on her stomach.
Guy: Her boobs are huge! Whats her bra size?
Me: It's an Eclipse! Probably a D.
Street name for the psychedelic research drug, 2C-E.
Bro, I swallowed 25mg of eclipse last night and reached enlightenment.
The act of mooning someone while also giving a glimpse of the testicles and/or penis.
He tried to just moon me, but I got a little eclipse action because his sack was peeking through.
When a man or woman's stomach is so fat their belly hangs over their pubic region.
Eclipses can range in size. A full eclipse would be defined by complete coverage. For a man, he would have to lift his stomach in order to pee while standing.
Yo, check out the eclipse on that fat-ass
! He's one lunar cycle away from being able to have sex with his own belly
The 3rd book in the Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer. In this book, a rampage of newborn vampires from Seattle come to Forks, and are after Bella Swan
. The werewolfs and Cullens team up against them. Bella agrees to marry Edward Cullen
, and turns down the unbelieavably funny and sexy Jacob Black
which was probably the worst decision of her life.
Random Girl 1 : OMG! I CANT BELIEVE BELLA TURNED DOWN JACOB IN ECLIPSE! HE'S WAY HOTTER THAN EDWARD!
Random Girl 2: I know!